Grumpier Old Men

As already announced, Bear advised me that his winner for Caption Competition #157 is Turtle Z for the following caption:

" Ohh You naughty Meester Oboner!"

It would be appreciated therefore if Turtle Z could select the winner of this competition when it ceases to be a 'Sticky' and his winner does the same the following week. Ta.

Where eesa dat Gabby Logan said sheeda meeta me by heer afta de match

Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat and his red and white twat.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Winner

Rooney holding his nose:

"It's not just the team that's shit".

Did he just say.... you were great at front or.... your a great fat c***

now datts eight with one sugar two no milk no sugar three with no milk two sugars two no sugar or milk four with just a spot om milk three sugars and a cappachino no sugar for dee boss

Is it me or s mi right arm gettn bigger

Better just check my breath before I kiss his arse again

Rooney: "Bugger! I forgot to shave this morning."
Capello: "Take more than a bloody shave to make you look good sonny, now piss off."

Rooney: "Bugger! Is it Barbados before Las vegas - or Las Vegas before the semi finals?"

Rooney trying to get his head round the question that Fabio has just put to him:

"What's red white and hairy and sticks out your pyjamas at night?"

answer: your head

Message received from Turtle Z:

I think Whinge Commander takes it with-

Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat and his red and white twat.