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 Post subject: Re: How very dare he..
PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:49 pm 
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I’m still awaiting a knock on the door from a government official to slap my backside... :wink:


Now that's a good use of our taxes. :mrgreen:


As long as it's that Caroline Flint :wink:

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I'm sure none of this will be going to waste, eh? The perks of a Michelin-starred chef!

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Lucemferre wrote: As I said before, I'd rather chuck food away than run out and have to re-shop at a time that may not be convenient.

Sorry, I have better things to do than shop as if it's some kind of SAS operation.

But also as I said before, it does not help when most food I end up with in my basket seems to have a use by date two or three days from the date of purchase.

And, yes, I realise that the use by date is wildly understated and, yes, I do have a state-of-the-art fridge that's meticulously clean but, frankly, I'd rather Broon got a bit hot under the collar about my waste food than I got a mild bout of stomach cramps off an out of date Prawn Curry because some retard at the supermarket end hadn't stored it properly, thus rendering the use by date an absolute cut off point.
So you buy prepared meals with a short shelf life?


FZ, I note all your points and probably agree with many of them, but most here seem to be moaning about being organised or claiming they're being ordered to do something, plus some are moaning that supermarkets have driven away the local shops and they've mostly forgotten how to shop, their food doesn't last long enough or that they detest shopping et al.

Basically anything for a moan, blame someone else for their inability to stand alone, survive and make the best of a time past that we've already had the best of.

It's all downhill from here as far as I can see.

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Wrong Elvis.

I'm moaning about some scottish carrot coming out with a pile of patronising cockwaffle and honestly believing that he's doing a top-hole job of running the country by a mere statement of the bleeding obvious.

I bet he also believes he can annihilate MRSA by sticking "please wash your hands" notices on hospital khasi doors and encouraging junior doctors to piss standigp up with their hands on their heads.

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A complete non sequiteur CJ but that avatar has just got to go :puker: . Will the word 'please' be enough?

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CJ, A large majority of the British public need someone to tell them what to do and how to do it, some might prefer a set of cartoon drawings as being easier to understand and even then there would be many who would miss the point.

Same goes for sex education and anything other than soaking up East Enders or similar.

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Just did my bit to save the world. A lovely Melton Pork Pie sitting there all alone. A dash of tom sauce and bobs your uncle not one bit of waste. Do I get an OBE? :shock:

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Elvis wrote:
Basically anything for a moan, blame someone else for their inability to stand alone, survive and make the best of a time past that we've already had the best of.


I thought I was quite clear.

I have absolutely no problems with how I shop, what I consume and what I waste. I have never once moaned about the price of food - in fact, I'm usually quite wary of how cheap most of it is.

My point is that I refuse to be lectured about how I feed myself by a person who has already stolen c.80% of my money before I get a chance to decide how I'm going to spend the rest of it.

If I want to spend £250 in Waitrose, take the trolley round the back, dump the effing lot in a skip and then piss all over it, I will.

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Just did my bit to save the world. A lovely Melton Pork Pie sitting there all alone. A dash of tom sauce and bobs your uncle not one bit of waste. Do I get an OBE? :shock:


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Brown should try all the Japanese delicacies, including some (very incompetently prepared) Fugu.

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[quote="Dawn Lewis Allen"]I am incandescent with rage. I cannot at the moment find the words to express the utter contempt and fury I feel towards Mr Brown right now. I will rant further once I have clamed down a little.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7492573.stm

Why Dawn ?

Is it because Mr. Brown, your much reviled PM has the gall to interfere with your "personal liberty" or because the wastage of food in a world where millions of fellow humans can no longer afford to eat may induce a sense of guilt next time you bin your dinner because you are "not hungry"?

Where I live now, I dine with many fellow retirees in our village restaurants. We have a set menu, with two hot or cold three course choices prepared by professional cooks who bust their arses to give us well prepared nourishing appetising meals.

Many times I am appalled, by the amount of UNTOUCHED food that goes back to the kitchen for waste disposal. Some "spoilt brats" will regularly ask to see both choices, prod them with a fork, and contemptuously dismiss them both as "disgusting". Even prepared fresh salads, still chilled and film sealed, are binned if not eaten.

At our residents' food meetings, I have protested the practise of dumping sealed food returns. "It's the law", was the reply. Anything that leaves the kitchen, except condiments, may not be recycled but MUST be sent to waste disposal.

In our total Sydney retirement complex, we have over 700 residents who are served three meals daily, and I would say the percentage of wasted food is somewhere between 15% and 25%.

In a hungry world, I don't give a monkey's toss whether your Mr. Brown picks his nose or buggers his pet canary or whether our Kevin Rudd rogers his sister in law, but when they tell me that I should not WASTE food, I will listen respectfully and agree!

This does not mean that I think that any food saved in Australia or the UK is going to a starving Burmese or African kid, but if the Big Eight economies were not so wasteful, and real measures put in place to help the Third World to feed itself, I would not be so hot on this issue! :shock:

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Mozo wrote:
Why Dawn ?

Is it because Mr. Brown, your much reviled PM has the gall to interfere with your "personal liberty" or because the wastage of food in a world where millions of fellow humans can no longer afford to eat may induce a sense of guilt next time you bin your dinner because you are "not hungry"?


I'm sorry Mozo, but that's just a load of old crap. If I was a really good boy and didn't even buy the food in the first place, what's going to happen to it? That's right, it's going to go in the bin.

And secondly, I paid for it, with money that I earned legally. Who the **** gives you or Gordon Brown or any other carrot the right to tell me what I can or can't do with my own money?

Millions more people cannot afford to eat now thanks to fuckwitted clamouring (by idiots like you) for something to be done about global warming, leading to a massive realignment of agricultural production from food to biofuels.

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Where I live now, I dine with many fellow retirees in our village restaurants. We have a set menu, with two hot or cold three course choices prepared by professional cooks who bust their arses to give us well prepared nourishing appetising meals.

Many times I am appalled, by the amount of UNTOUCHED food that goes back to the kitchen for waste disposal. Some "spoilt brats" will regularly ask to see both choices, prod them with a fork, and contemptuously dismiss them both as "disgusting". Even prepared fresh salads, still chilled and film sealed, are binned if not eaten.

At our residents' food meetings, I have protested the practise of dumping sealed food returns. "It's the law", was the reply. Anything that leaves the kitchen, except condiments, may not be recycled but MUST be sent to waste disposal.


Same here. It's that good old EU again, caring for the environment, caring for the world, telling us what we can and can't do with our own stuff.

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In our total Sydney retirement complex, we have over 700 residents who are served three meals daily, and I would say the percentage of wasted food is somewhere between 15% and 25%.

In a hungry world, I don't give a monkey's toss whether your Mr. Brown picks his nose or buggers his pet canary or whether our Kevin Rudd rogers his sister in law, but when they tell me that I should not WASTE food, I will listen respectfully and agree!

This does not mean that I think that any food saved in Australia or the UK is going to a starving Burmese or African kid, but if the Big Eight economies were not so wasteful, and real measures put in place to help the Third World to feed itself, I would not be so hot on this issue! :shock:


Ah, "something must be done", eh? The rallying call of left-wing fascists the world over. It must do your overweening ego the world of good to sanctimoniously lecture everyone with your good intentions.

If we want to help the third world feed itself, all we have to do is drop trade tariffs and other restrictive trade practices (so beneficial to the socialist French) and get governments out of the way. Efficient trade is the best way to lift people out of poverty. Unfortunately, left-wing bigots don't want the third world to become self-sufficient, so they spend their lives , up the process with all sorts of stupid "aid" and "development".

In other words, "putting measures in place."

I'm sure the starving third-world masses are terribly grateful for your patronising good intentions though, Bozo. :wink:

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Thank goodness Toxio Abnoxio!

For a while I thought you were dead. But that was the other franchised clown!

Your twisted logic is not lost on me, nor your flawed argument. As long as nothing interferes with your divine liberty to satisfy your own needs, f'uck the rest of humanity. You will stilltwist the facts to suit your game.

The fact that we live in a threatened climate, created by our own "liberty" to exploit every finite resource to increase our living standards, and pollute with our wasteful consumerism, seems unimportant to you.

Your personal insults are a measure of your desparation and compared to some of our professionals, feeble.

Where did I say I was in favour of bio fuel? Only self centred bastards who want cheaper petrol at any cost want that, even if it makes the staple diet of many poorer nations, unaffordable.

PS. I think I will go and hug a tree ... if I can find one!

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Mozo wrote:
You will stilltwist the facts to suit your game.


Show me how I'm twisting the facts, go on!

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How have the advertisers of this blend of dried dogshit and tramtickets got away with not only calling it coffee but claiming it's just as good?

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Whenever I get a stack of CVs I immediately throw half of them away.

This weeds out unlucky people.


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