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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:12 am 
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:38 am 
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..and the Chinese have a pet name for me ,- Plick!

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:43 am 
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Right, that's Millipede dealt with.

Anyone else looking to challenge me?

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:49 am 
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Whats that? the silly bastards have started another petition???? What good do they think that will do????

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:53 am 
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And I'm really looking forward to opening the next Olympics as PM.

Or,

"So I asked them why they tried to seat me near the exit, and they said I was so important to the country they wanted to make sure I'd be safe. Which was nice"

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:48 am 
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Having chosen to take extensive, unnecessary travel in private aircraft, Brown relates his concerns about the resultant carbon footprint.

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Trying to blame the death of final salary schemes in the private sector on anything other than the Government is bollocks. Trying to justify tax payers funding schemes that are more generous than tax payers can get for themselves is bollocks.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:49 am 
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We are listening and we realise that some hard working families won't have been able to afford to go abroad on holiday this year.... aha ha ha ha.

Sorry, let me go again...

We are listening and we realise that most people feel that reducing our carbon footprints by taxing air travel and reducing pointless journeys is the way forward... aha ha ha ha.

Sorry, let me go again...

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 11:12 am 
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Look at those cobwebs that have just fallen out of Bruin's wallet!


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 11:55 am 
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That's another taxpayers head trod on! Next.

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and not only that, Tractor production is up again!

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GB:- Sorry I cannot join you today on your Spanair flight from Madrid to Las Palmas, as I have to go to Afghanistan and China but I just want to wish you all a happy holiday.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:53 pm 
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The man no one wants back in Britain flies to another far eastern country in search of sanctuary...

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I got the extra leg room at the Emergency Exit, any problems and I am out of here first.

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....so I said to him: If you want a picture of the future, imagine Labour's boot stamping on a taxpayer's face - forever.

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Brown: "I'm going to piss away even more millions of British taxpayers' money today when I hand it over to the Afghans".

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Trying to blame the death of final salary schemes in the private sector on anything other than the Government is bollocks. Trying to justify tax payers funding schemes that are more generous than tax payers can get for themselves is bollocks.


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