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 Post subject: Gavin Henson
PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 7:47 am 
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Anyone else pissed off with all the attention he is getting?

Before you say pissed off England supporter, I for one was pleased for Wales winning the slam, it was good for the six nations and it stopped the froggies winning again.

My grump with Henson is,

1. Get a haircut you stupid tw*t.

2. He's being touted as god's gift, why? just because he's shagging some stupid, fat Welsh bint.

3. He's being touted as the best thing since Phil Bennett. Bollocks, he's an average player who can hoof the ball a long way.

Now stop it I don't want to hear anymore about Gavin F***ing Henson!
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh :evil: :evil:


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 7:53 am 
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You sound too happy so just to get you in the proper mood to face the day!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:02 am 
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Yeah glad to see Wales win the 6 nations - nice to have a bit of variety. I have to agree that he is a most over rated player.

1) He can kick
2) He can tackle

both pre-requisites at that level (Hodgson take note)

Other than that not really seen him make any breaks of note...

Over the years Wales have produced some fantastic players that this guy isn't worthy enough to clean their boots - let alone be mentioned in the same sentance...

Further more what kind of a bloke applies fake tan.?

Not a proper rugby player surely.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:17 am 
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Actually since Phil Bennet they've had;

Ieuan Evans - great winger and captain
Rob Howley - brilliant scrum half hampered only by injury
Scott Quinnell - a number 8 to remember
Scott Gibbs - skilfull and hard tackling centre that knocked the stuffing out of South African props for fun...

These are just the few that come immediately to mind and I'm sure if I sat and thought I would have a few more to add to the list

I hate his smug grin too...!!!


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He's a pretty good player but all this jazzing up is a bit odd. I mean the "Now shall I wear my gold or silver boots today?". WTF?
Also he shaves his body hair! :o


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:23 am 
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old misery guts wrote:
He's a pretty good player but all this jazzing up is a bit odd. I mean the "Now shall I wear my gold or silver boots today?". WTF?
Also he shaves his body hair! :o

He may be good compared to club players but fairly average by International standards.

I reckon the lack of body hair makes it easier to apply the fake tan.. what a tosser! He'd be laughed out of most rugby clubs


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:56 am 
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My Father in Law used to teach him!


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:06 am 
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holly wrote:
My Father in Law used to teach him!

Really - and does he have an opinion are we misguided?


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Whilst I thought that Gavin Henson invented The Muppet Show, I must say that there is nothing wrong with a bit of well-placed fake tan, as regular contributors will agree.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:17 am 
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Martyn Williams is officially the best player in the squad, and Shane Williams and Tom Shanklin are pretty decent. Jones is the more regular kicker, so it does seem that having a celebrity girlfriend and a dodgy haircut is the important bit.

I bet he doesn't even get in the Lions squad.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:58 am 
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I hope for the sake of the Lions he is as good as they say he is.
I think as an Englishman (pi**ed off with our football captain) that the Welsh should be worried that he and his celeb girlfreind will turn into Posh and Becks with different shaped balls

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/rugby_u ... 694264.stm

From 10 to 15, they reckon this boy can do it all.

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dontstartmeoff wrote:
From 10 to 15, they reckon this boy can do it all.


I can do a lot more positions than that!


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Captainpenguin wrote:
the Welsh should be worried that he and his celeb girlfreind will turn into Posh and Becks with different shaped balls


Only different shaped balls? Have you seen the shape of young (C)harlotte recently?

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