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PostPosted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 1:31 pm 
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A couple are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop; the wife gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car. She says, "Look, it's shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?" Her husband replies "Put it between your legs to keep it warm." She asks, "What about the smell?" He says,"Hold it's nose."

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