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 Post subject: Papal visit to Liverpool
PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2020 8:43 pm 
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The Pope is on a visit to Liverpool, and is on walkabout, when a young man grasps his hand and says ;

"Holy Father, please could you ask God to do something about my hearing ?"

The Pope says "Of course, my Son", and gets the young man to kneel down, while he gently places his hands over the young man's ears.

The Pope then says a Prayer ;

"Dear Lord, please heal this young man, in the name of Christ your son, in Nomine Patris et Peadeophilio"

The young man stands up, and the Pope asks him "How is your Hearing now, my Son", to which he replies

"I'm not sure, Holy Father, it's not until next Wednesday".

(overheard in a pub in Cheshire at the weekend).

Under the shade of the Average Tree, where they hand out mediocrity, I saw you with "Alchemy" under your arm, standing in the middle of a long queue.

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