Grumpier Old Men

A role model for would-be truants worldwide.

Although she looks like the love child of Ross Kemp and Pippi Longstocking, I would love to know who is bankrolling her western world hectoring mission.

She is big on rhetoric but little on real scientific answers.

A bit like a politician, in fact?

Jeff Wayne’s 1978 Musical is still jaw dropping. I remember when it was released. Forever Autumn and the Eve of the War as cracking singles. Richard Burton’s mellifluous tones narrating the story. The AlBeeba can’t touch this with their woke wankery. They can go and aim a death ray up their collecti...

The 'demonstration' shown on the ITV News last night appeared nothing more than assorted soapdodgers and professional protesters with an average IQ of 7.28. One slightly swarthy protester they interviewed couldn't really explain why he was there. I fail to understand why so many people do not unders...

"The Prince Must Come Clean"

A rather unfortunately phrased headline.

I give them the Russell's Teapot analogy to their religion. Usually has their little brain cog (singular) whirring furiously trying to think of a dissonant stance. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell%27s_teapot" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; Rich Tea or Digestive with tha...

And most deliberately so. There are many wishing to see an end to this annual stabfest. You can't even find arrest numbers for this year's event. Someone wants to portray this year's event as an arrest-free extravaganza.

F@ck off.

You are now witnessing the tipping point, i.e. Supply < Demand The symptoms of this will be appointment waiting times increasing from weeks to months to many months. Some people are now dying from their ailment waiting to be referred to a specialist or their condition will progress from something tr...

Really? Has anyone else heard of the Chicken Connoisseur (or Chiggun Connoisseur)? This fat Chiggun George twat says it’s bees raciss, n sheet to think that black people eat chicken from these places? Well he f@cking well does, the fat f@ck… And it f@cking shows… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-...

OK, so if individual posts mysteriously disappeared you would moan even more about censorship and the moderation of the site being something foreseen within 1984 or Aldous Huxley's Brave New World. The Mods can't win here, can they? Locking the thread really isn't the end of the world. Begin another...

Freedom of speech? Nice one; that little privilege has been eroded away over the past 50 years with few people noticing its final gasps and death rattle in around 2006, coinciding with the Racial and Religious Hate Act. I can understand the thread being locked, protection of the forum. I do think it...

Good grump, Mr Bacon. One of my favourites was seeing the Green lunatic Amelia Womack being given a lashing from Pierced Organ over the unsustainable techniques used for growing almonds (vegan favourites). Apparently each almond needs 8 litres of water to get it from seed to supermarket. Loons, but ...

The Watford bum snorker gobbler 'paid' to offset the carbon produced from the flight in the private jet.

Sorry, Mr Bum Fondler, but you can't just pay money to reduce the carbon production of your woke friends, Harry Hewitt and his pet monkey.

F@ck off.

The 'do as you likeys' may well now have crossed a line which will signal the end of coppers 'going easy' on them.

We can only hope this is the case.

The male genitals and pudding are inextricably linked, i.e.:

Spotted Dick
Pulling the Pud
Black Pudding (David Lammy's Grenfell friend lost his)

People who park on blind bends are bellends. What is it with some numbskulls? They park their shitty Eurobox on a blind bend and then look, mouth agape, in disbelief and ethereal wonder that they have almost caused a f@cking head on collision. Normally Nissan Micras (for some odd reason). On my way ...