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 Post subject: Yes yes yes
PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:22 am 
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:idea: Why not do fish fingers in the toaster :!:

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 Post subject: Re: Yes yes yes
PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:00 am 
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Depends on what you mean by "do".

My tone lowering mind suggests that you will be open to the accusation of some sexual offence and/or a very nasty injury :shock: .


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 Post subject: Re: Yes yes yes
PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:08 am 
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I thought it was such a good idea I was going to send crutch a link to the patent office but a quick google shows it's been thought of before.

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On a boring point of order this sub forum is for ideas for improving the GOM forum so in a few nanoseconds it's going to off topic.

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 Post subject: Re: Yes yes yes
PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:31 pm 
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Why not do fish fingers in the toaster


Because the next bit of toast will stink and taste of fish?

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 Post subject: Re: Yes yes yes
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Whinge Commander wrote:
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Because the next bit of toast will stink and taste of fish?


not if you ran it under v tap for a bit

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 Post subject: Re: Yes yes yes
PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:38 pm 
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some toasters are extremely cheap now, maybe you could have one dedicated just to FF ?

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 Post subject: Re: Yes yes yes
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crutch wrote:
:idea: Why not do fish fingers in the toaster :!:


Does your wife know the toaster?

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 Post subject: Re: Yes yes yes
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some toasters are extremely cheap now, maybe you could have one dedicated just to FF ?


Now thats wot I like to hear someone on this forum with a bit of sense well done D&G me thinks you will go places :)

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 Post subject: Re: Yes yes yes
PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 2:13 am 
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crutch wrote:
doom & gloom wrote:
some toasters are extremely cheap now, maybe you could have one dedicated just to FF ?


Now thats wot I like to hear someone on this forum with a bit of sense well done D&G me thinks you will go places :)


Ive already been, and returned :?

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 Post subject: Re: Yes yes yes
PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:43 am 
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How about putting them in one of those sandwich makers? They're non stick, might flatten 'em out a bit but they would fit on your morning rusks.!
Either way you'll stink out the place something rotten!

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 Post subject: Re: Yes yes yes
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magog wrote:
How about putting them in one of those sandwich makers? They're non stick, might flatten 'em out a bit but they would fit on your morning rusks.!
Either way you'll stink out the place something rotten!


dont give me idea's goggy, Im still in the shit for putting my Triumph's engine casings in the dishwasher

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 Post subject: Re: Yes yes yes
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dont give me idea's goggy, Im still in the shit for putting my Triumph's engine casings in the dishwasher



The other day Mr Puff told youngest puff that if he didnt clean his football boots he would not take him to football. I put the dishwasher on and while my back was turned the little git put his footy boots in with the dishes. I went insane of course but they did come up nice and clean!

Mr Puff used my old Dyson to clean out his shed. For months afterwards it would hoover up so much of the floor then rattle, and spit out 6 months worth of little stones and crap all over my carpets. Had to chuck it away in the end up but he swears it wasnt him..

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 Post subject: Re: Yes yes yes
PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 5:59 pm 
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There's a good reason why you don't do fish fingers in the toaster. The bastads fall over and then you can't get 'em out again without picking up the red hot toaster and turning it upside down over a plate.
Trust me, I've tried it :oops:


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 Post subject: Re: Yes yes yes
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[quote="magog"]How about putting them in one of those sandwich makers? They're non stick, might flatten 'em out a bit but they would fit on your morning rusks.!
Either way you'll stink out the place something rotten![/quote ]

Init feckin marvlus ...... you come up with a brilliant idea and some git tries to top it. :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Yes yes yes
PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2011 3:00 pm 
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Then you need some of these. I have been toasting FF for years in similar items and they don't stink the place out.

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