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Nominees for this years award are;
Konnie Huq 43%  43%  [ 18 ]
Nigella Lawson 31%  31%  [ 13 ]
Kara Tointon (Dawn in Eastenders) 26%  26%  [ 11 ]
Total votes : 42
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 Post subject: Young Crumpet Award 2008
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Nominations please;

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 Post subject: Re: Young Crumpet Award
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Kara Tointon (Dawn in Eastenders) She could have a portion any time she wanted.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:35 pm 
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Helen Mirren.


Well she's younger than the majority of GOM's

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Anything presentable, under 40, under size 14, knows her way round the bedroom, male anatomy, kitchen, vacuuum cleaner, washing machine, ironing board, garden and preferably knows what goes on under the bonnet of a car.

Edit: Knowledge of painting, decorating, plumbing, wiring and general DIY ability would help.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:39 pm 
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The little thing behind the bar of my local.

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Vicky from television phone-in show "Bangbabes"


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:shock: Plastic boobs! :puker: :pukel:

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:35 pm 
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Konnie Huq and Candice from 'Coronation Street' for me. :oops:


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Konnie Huq and Candice from 'Coronation Street' for me. :oops:


I'll second Konnie Huq! I'll even sloppy second her!

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PHWOAR!!! :o


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Anything presentable,


Skim-reading this (the quicker to get onto the totty pics) I thought it said anything penetrable. :oops: :oops: :oops:

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:29 pm 
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:lol: That as well :!: :mrgreen:

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Does 33 count as young? If so Konnie gets seconded by me.

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Phineas Cockhead wrote:
albert_tatlock wrote:
Konnie Huq and Candice from 'Coronation Street' for me. :oops:


I'll second Konnie Huq! I'll even sloppy second her!

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PHWOAR!!! :o


In honour of that picture, I humbly offer a song for Konnie (oh, and Kara)-

http://www.rathergood.com/baps/

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My daughter used to watch Blue Peter. When that nasal whining drone came on I had to leave the house. She may look pretty in those photos but in reality is a goofy toothed talentless bint with a voice that will soon take your mind off her visual assets & make you want to club her to death as quickly as possible.

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My daughter used to watch Blue Peter. When that nasal whining drone came on I had to leave the house. She may look pretty in those photos but in reality is a goofy toothed talentless bint with a voice that will soon take your mind off her visual assets & make you want to club her to death as quickly as possible.


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