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Nominees for this years award are;
Konnie Huq 43%  43%  [ 18 ]
Nigella Lawson 31%  31%  [ 13 ]
Kara Tointon (Dawn in Eastenders) 26%  26%  [ 11 ]
Total votes : 42
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:18 am 
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Does 33 count as young?
:lol: Not if you're under 20, she'd be a wrinkly, but she qualifies as a schoolgirl to my generation.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:48 am 
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My daughter used to watch Blue Peter. When that nasal whining drone came on I had to leave the house. She may look pretty in those photos but in reality is a goofy toothed talentless bint with a voice that will soon take your mind off her visual assets & make you want to club her to death as quickly as possible.


More of a Valerie Singleton man, eh?

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Certainly not but I have taste & do not have to drool over anything with a pulse & tits. The Huq woman has such a cretinous voice that all of her other talents are soon forgotten as you desperately try to put an end to that bloody awful noise using whatever blunt instrument is most conveniently found. How on Earth she ever got a job on television is beyond me, she simply cannot speak.

I cannot nominate any young crumpet as I do not watch television nor do I read the pathetic excuses for newspapers, mentioning a girl at my local pub is hardly going to seem relevant here.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:18 am 
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Monkey1 wrote:
I cannot nominate any young crumpet as I do not watch television nor do I read the pathetic excuses for newspapers, mentioning a girl at my local pub is hardly going to seem relevant here.
A photo would though! :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:27 am 
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Monkey1 wrote:
I cannot nominate any young crumpet as I do not watch television nor do I read the pathetic excuses for newspapers, mentioning a girl at my local pub is hardly going to seem relevant here.
A photo would though! :mrgreen:


Too bally right!


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I am sure there are enough photographs of pretty girls on the internet already without me adding to the situation.

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I am sure there are enough photographs of pretty girls on the internet already without me adding to the situation.


There's never enough sir - let's see her please? :)


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Monkey1 wrote:
I am sure there are enough photographs of pretty girls on the internet already without me adding to the situation.


There's never enough sir - let's see her please? :)


Agreed, I have seen it all before but it's nice to see it again. :lol:

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Christine Bleakley, she has a very expressive face it would be interesting to see her gurning while receiving a facial.


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Just as I thought, expected and feared. I've just joined this coterie and I find that all the soi disant GOM's on it are heterosexual! God's Ballocks, what a sordid sexist lot you are. Where are the hunky male pin-ups for us homosexualist grumps? Am I the only one who prefers a peep at a man in tight briefs rather than a bimbo with humungous bazongers in flimsy knickers? Vive la difference!


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Where are the hunky male pin-ups?


You looking at me? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jaffer wrote:
Just as I thought, expected and feared. I've just joined this coterie and I find that all the soi disant GOM's on it are heterosexual! God's Ballocks, what a sordid sexist lot you are. Where are the hunky male pin-ups for us homosexualist grumps? Am I the only one who prefers a peep at a man in tight briefs rather than a bimbo with humungous bazongers in flimsy knickers? Vive la difference!


That's all we need. :evil:

A gay grumper. :roll:

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Much as I admire Konnie Huq, it has to be Kara Tointon. Sex on a stick. By the way, did you know that an anagram of Kara Tointon is "Anorak on Tit"? Yes, of course you did.

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Much as I admire Konnie Huq, it has to be Kara Tointon. Sex on a stick. By the way, did you know that an anagram of Kara Tointon is "Anorak on Tit"? Yes, of course you did.


never seen that Tointon bint in my life, but to me she looks like a typical cloned bottle-blonde-brit and when she loses her looks in five or ten years time she'll be indistinguishable from Colleen McLoughlin or any other talentless old slapper.

Konnie, on the other hand at more than ten years her senior looks nowhere near past her prime.

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Turtle Z wrote:
Much as I admire Konnie Huq, it has to be Kara Tointon. Sex on a stick. By the way, did you know that an anagram of Kara Tointon is "Anorak on Tit"? Yes, of course you did.


never seen that Tointon bint in my life, but to me she looks like a typical cloned bottle-blonde-brit and when she loses her looks in five or ten years time she'll be indistinguishable from Colleen McLoughlin or any other talentless old slapper.

Konnie, on the other hand at more than ten years her senior looks nowhere near past her prime.


Who cares whether she's got talent or what she might look like in 5 years? I don't want to marry her, I just want to shag her. Now.

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