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Nominees for this years award are;
Konnie Huq 43%  43%  [ 18 ]
Nigella Lawson 31%  31%  [ 13 ]
Kara Tointon (Dawn in Eastenders) 26%  26%  [ 11 ]
Total votes : 42
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:06 pm 
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Who cares whether she's got talent or what she might look like in 5 years? I don't want to marry her, I just want to shag her. Now.


Nah, doesn't do it for me.

I'd still Phuq Konnie any day. :D

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Konnie Huq, my god what a Kun... err munter. :shock:
The result confirms my opinion of the poor taste of the majority of GOM. :roll:

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Konnie Huq, my god what a Kun... err munter. :shock:
The result confirms my opinion of the poor taste of the majority of GOM. :roll:


Konnie Huq a "munter"?! You're either senile, bent or both.




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luddite wrote:
Konnie Huq, my god what a Kun... err munter. :shock:
The result confirms my opinion of the poor taste of the majority of GOM. :roll:


Konnie Huq a "munter"?! You're either senile, bent or both.




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And you are in need of a visit to Specsavers, and ENT for new batteries for you hearing aid. :roll:

Konnie Huq IS a munter.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

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luddite wrote:
Konnie Huq IS a munter.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


Well fair enough if she's not your cup of tea sir. Personally I'd crawl through a barrel of glass just to stick matchsticks in her sh*t. :)

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I would crawl through a barrel of glass just to get away from her whining voice.

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I would crawl through a barrel of glass just to get away from her whining voice.


I'd rather push HER through a barrel of glass. :lol:

How Phinny could prefer her over Kara is one of lifes mysteries. :?

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Ludd, stop digging

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I'd strain my porridge through her pantyhose.

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None of them.

Nigella (much as I admire her) is hardly young, KH has teeth like tombstones and the other one looks "common".

Now, Suranne Jones, on the other hand..........................



And I do wish that she was on my other hand!

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I cannot nominate any young crumpet as I do not watch television nor do I read the pathetic excuses for newspapers, mentioning a girl at my local pub is hardly going to seem relevant here.
A photo would though! :mrgreen:


Too bally right!


"Evening, love. Half a shandy, bag of pork scratchings, and a saucy photo of your goodself for me to post on a website frequented mainly by dirty old men" :shock:

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Nigella (much as I admire her) is hardly young,


More MILF than young crumpet. As a point of order, I suggest we disqualify anyone over the age of, say, 25.

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Turtle Z wrote:
"Evening, love. Half a shandy, bag of pork scratchings, and a saucy photo of your goodself for me to post on a website frequented mainly by dirty old men" :shock:
:lol: Haven't you yet heard that some mobile phones have cameras?
Just pick the moment and click away, no need to ask permission. :twisted:

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Elvis wrote:
Turtle Z wrote:
"Evening, love. Half a shandy, bag of pork scratchings, and a saucy photo of your goodself for me to post on a website frequented mainly by dirty old men" :shock:
:lol: Haven't you yet heard that some mobile phones have cameras?
Just pick the moment and click away, no need to ask permission. :twisted:


Yeah, I can just see Monkey's statement down the nick. "As the young lady bent down to retrieve the bag of pork scratchings I dropped, it occured to me that it may be dark behind the bar and I considered it my duty to try to assist by shining the light from my mobile phone on the scene. It now appears that I may have held the phone the wrong way round, and instead of merely switching it on, accidentally pressed "Camera" and then "Capture". Four times. As to how the resultant pictures of the young lady's underwear appeared on the GOM website and won for her the title Young Crumpet 2008, I have no idea."

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:lol: If she's wearing underwear, there wouldn't be much point in posting a pic from that angle. :twisted:

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