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Young Crumpet Award 2008

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:14 pm
by faulkner
Nominations please;

Re: Young Crumpet Award

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:20 pm
by Turtle Z
Kara Tointon (Dawn in Eastenders) She could have a portion any time she wanted.

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Re: Young Crumpet Award 2008

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:35 pm
by PaRug
Helen Mirren.


Well she's younger than the majority of GOM's

Re: Young Crumpet Award 2008

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:20 pm
by Elvis
Anything presentable, under 40, under size 14, knows her way round the bedroom, male anatomy, kitchen, vacuuum cleaner, washing machine, ironing board, garden and preferably knows what goes on under the bonnet of a car.

Edit: Knowledge of painting, decorating, plumbing, wiring and general DIY ability would help.

Re: Young Crumpet Award 2008

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:39 pm
by mopsey
The little thing behind the bar of my local.

Re: Young Crumpet Award 2008

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:57 pm
by Phineas Cockhead

Re: Young Crumpet Award 2008

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:14 pm
by Elvis
:shock: Plastic boobs! :puker: :pukel:

Re: Young Crumpet Award 2008

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:35 pm
by albert_tatlock
Konnie Huq and Candice from 'Coronation Street' for me. :oops:

Re: Young Crumpet Award 2008

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:25 pm
by Phineas Cockhead
albert_tatlock wrote:Konnie Huq and Candice from 'Coronation Street' for me. :oops:
I'll second Konnie Huq! I'll even sloppy second her!

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PHWOAR!!! :o

Re: Young Crumpet Award 2008

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:24 pm
by Turtle Z
Elvis wrote:Anything presentable,
Skim-reading this (the quicker to get onto the totty pics) I thought it said anything penetrable. :oops: :oops: :oops:

Re: Young Crumpet Award 2008

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:29 pm
by Elvis
:lol: That as well :!: :mrgreen:

Re: Young Crumpet Award 2008

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:07 pm
by Other Steve
Does 33 count as young? If so Konnie gets seconded by me.

Re: Young Crumpet Award 2008

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:17 pm
by Turtle Z
Phineas Cockhead wrote:
albert_tatlock wrote:Konnie Huq and Candice from 'Coronation Street' for me. :oops:
I'll second Konnie Huq! I'll even sloppy second her!

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PHWOAR!!! :o
In honour of that picture, I humbly offer a song for Konnie (oh, and Kara)-

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Re: Young Crumpet Award 2008

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:47 pm
by Monkey1
My daughter used to watch Blue Peter. When that nasal whining drone came on I had to leave the house. She may look pretty in those photos but in reality is a goofy toothed talentless bint with a voice that will soon take your mind off her visual assets & make you want to club her to death as quickly as possible.

Re: Young Crumpet Award 2008

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:04 am
by Phineas Cockhead
Monkey1 wrote:My daughter used to watch Blue Peter. When that nasal whining drone came on I had to leave the house. She may look pretty in those photos but in reality is a goofy toothed talentless bint with a voice that will soon take your mind off her visual assets & make you want to club her to death as quickly as possible.
G-A-Y