Young Crumpet Award 2008

The annual event to nominate and vote for your favourite personality in any of the Grumpy categories

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Nominees for this years award are;

Konnie Huq
18
43%
Nigella Lawson
13
31%
Kara Tointon (Dawn in Eastenders)
11
26%
 
Total votes: 42

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Nominations please;
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Kara Tointon (Dawn in Eastenders) She could have a portion any time she wanted.

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Helen Mirren.


Well she's younger than the majority of GOM's
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Anything presentable, under 40, under size 14, knows her way round the bedroom, male anatomy, kitchen, vacuuum cleaner, washing machine, ironing board, garden and preferably knows what goes on under the bonnet of a car.

Edit: Knowledge of painting, decorating, plumbing, wiring and general DIY ability would help.
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The little thing behind the bar of my local.
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:shock: Plastic boobs! :puker: :pukel:
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Konnie Huq and Candice from 'Coronation Street' for me. :oops:
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albert_tatlock wrote:Konnie Huq and Candice from 'Coronation Street' for me. :oops:


I'll second Konnie Huq! I'll even sloppy second her!

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Elvis wrote:Anything presentable,


Skim-reading this (the quicker to get onto the totty pics) I thought it said anything penetrable. :oops: :oops: :oops:
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:lol: That as well :!: :mrgreen:
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Does 33 count as young? If so Konnie gets seconded by me.
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Phineas Cockhead wrote:
albert_tatlock wrote:Konnie Huq and Candice from 'Coronation Street' for me. :oops:


I'll second Konnie Huq! I'll even sloppy second her!

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PHWOAR!!! :o


In honour of that picture, I humbly offer a song for Konnie (oh, and Kara)-

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My daughter used to watch Blue Peter. When that nasal whining drone came on I had to leave the house. She may look pretty in those photos but in reality is a goofy toothed talentless bint with a voice that will soon take your mind off her visual assets & make you want to club her to death as quickly as possible.
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Monkey1 wrote:My daughter used to watch Blue Peter. When that nasal whining drone came on I had to leave the house. She may look pretty in those photos but in reality is a goofy toothed talentless bint with a voice that will soon take your mind off her visual assets & make you want to club her to death as quickly as possible.


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