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 Post subject: The Winners are...
PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:12 am 
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The winners of the GOM grumpy "Git" Award 2008 are as follows:

GRUMP OF THE YEAR
Gordon Brown

GROWING OLD DISGRACEFULLY AWARD
Amy Winehouse

MOST ANNOYING MALE
Gordon Brown

MOST ANNOYING FEMALE
Amy Winehouse

MUTTON DRESSED AS LAMB AWARD
Amy Winehouse

YOUNG CRUMPET AWARD
Konnie Huq

WORST TV SHOW
Big Brother

MOST OVER-RATED TABLOID FODDER
Amy Winehouse

SPORTING UNDERACHIEVEMENT AWARD
English Football Team

NATIONAL SERVICE AWARD FOR YOUNG UPSTARTS
Amy Winehouse

So no surprises there then.

We do not expect any tearful thank you speeches or long politically motivated statements from the winners but they can expect to be receiving a bottle of GOM "upshit chardonnay" or GOM "Bollocks Burgundy" by way of a presentation and reminder of their achievement in this years GOM grumpy "Git" awards.

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 Post subject: Re: The Winners
PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:14 am 
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:lol: Best of luck getting anything into Nº 10 Steve.

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 Post subject: Re: The Winners
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Five bottles for Amy, then? Barely an aperitif.

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She looks mental

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 Post subject: Re: The Winners are...
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Looks aren't everything Hobo, hasn't you're blue eyed, size 10 told you that yet?

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 Post subject: Re: The Winners are...
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Old Holborn wrote:
She looks mental

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This kind of thing is popularly known as a tit-pig. :evil:

Translation for the less knowledgeable- impressive tits on a munter. :D

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 Post subject: Re: The Winners are...
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You couldnt tell this site is frequented mainly by GO..M could you.

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