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 Post subject: Caption Competition #414
PostPosted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 3:10 am 
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As previously announced, CJ’s winner for Caption Competition #413 was oldbikerbill for the following caption:

" Aye they were right Davey, nae balls. Ye can zip it up noo."

I would be grateful therefore if oldbikerbill could select the winner of this competition when it ceases to be a 'Sticky' and would appreciate it if his winner does the same the following week.Ta.

This week’s picture features Princess Yvonne (then13) and Prince Alexander zu Sayn-Wittgenstein-Sayn (then12) (whoever they were) enjoying a drink and smoke aboard a yacht near Majorca.

This picture is apparently one of a number of B&W Historic Photos restored to full colour bringing the past to life. These were kindly first posted recently by Boundah in the Potential Caption Competition Photos thread.

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After a knee trembler behind the bike sheds, Samantha and Tarquin steel themselves for an hour of Latin.

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Jocasta couldn't help feel that there was something questionable about the young Russell Brand's invitation to imbibe some 'specially flavoured' lemonade.

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Hilary had had enough. Not only had she had to endure the journey from Reading to Spain in DP Dance's Shitroen Saxo, but now he was trying to seduce her with 99p Lidl lager.

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Pass the bottle Sophie, by the time we grow up all this will be banned.

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I didn't need to use both hands with Mr Saville, Sophie.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 4:06 pm 
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ah one just can't beat the first fag orv the day can one.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 6:23 pm 
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Hmm... did I pick up that used johnny...

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An honourable mention to Francis, but this week it's the Wingeco with the maiden bid of.......
"After a knee trembler behind the bike sheds, Samantha and Tarquin steel themselves for an hour of Latin."

That lad is the spit of one of those child movie stars. Just can't think of a name though. Any offers? :?

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 10:38 am 
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That lad is the spit of one of those child movie stars. Just can't think of a name though. Any offers? :?

Do you mean Mickey?

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He reminds me of a young Nigel Havers

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"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

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