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 Post subject: Caption Competition #421
PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2015 11:24 pm 
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As previously announced, Rudolf Hart’s winner for Caption Competition #420 was Jethro for the following caption:

That was a brilliant idea Mick, I told them we spoke Dalek and English and we got the job.

No! Paddy, I said tell them we spoke Gaelic. Ya feckin idiot.


I would be grateful therefore if Jethro could select the winner of this competition when it ceases to be a 'Sticky' and would appreciate it if his winner does the same the following week.Ta.

This week’s picture apparently features farmers checking the display of their Texel cross sheep on the first day of the Great Yorkshire Show.

This picture was kindly first posted recently by DramaQueen in the Potential Caption Competition Photos thread.

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Commentator: "Ok, the judges are just showing the hindquarters now."

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So is that is where they said we could put the mint sauce ?

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The finalists in the Miss Wales beauty contest are examined before going on stage.

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Some Welsh porn actresses . And some girls in white coats arrive to do a scene.

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With three virgins already certified, Welsh Jihad was preparing to take to the streets...

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Things were getting tense as contestants entered the final stages of the, 'Grow a new head on an Irish sheep', competition.

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First year Politics students, are shown where the real voice of politics originates.

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“… And the final entry in this year’s “International Sex Toy Awards”… The Welsh DIY Home Orgy Kit”.

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Judge: "These can't be from Cameron's flock - This one's grown a pair..........."

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Despite expert intervention, Mr Corbyn still couldn't tell Cooper from Kendall from Burnham.

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With a two month diet of baked beans inside , the Welsh Eurovision entry was at last in rehearsal

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This year's hairy arse licking contest is about to begin.

On your marks, get set, GO!

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Judge on left:

"Looks like this one was so nervous about having to appear here that it shit itself"


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3 Labour Party activists on a one day farming appreciation course admit that they are no strangers to looking at arseholes


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