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 Post subject: Caption Competition #424
PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2015 4:00 am 
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As previously announced, Whinge Commander’s winner for Caption Competition #423 was magog for the following caption:

Chas: I'll take this one , the old girl needs ironing.

I would be grateful therefore if magog could select the winner of this competition when it ceases to be a 'Sticky' and would appreciate it if his winner does the same the following week.Ta.

This week’s picture apparently features a white bear on the underground (context unknown).

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Little Girl: The Arctic circle line, is over there!

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Crumpy Gunt wrote:
This week’s picture apparently features a white bear on the underground (context unknown).
Context now known

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Dad, somebody here wants his Glacier Mint back.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2015 11:21 am 
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Mind the Gap

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It was beginning to dawn on the producers that they had got the wrong Attenborough to direct the Sliding Doors remake.
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Getting David Attenborough to produce the the Sliding Doors remake had unexpected consequences.

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ImageGetting David Attenborough to produce the the Sliding Doors remake had unexpected consequences...........by the end of the first day's shooting they had got through five little girl doubles

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Girl: The bear faced cheek of it!

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Witnesses claim to have heard the little girl say, "My name is Lucille, but my friends call me Seal."

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How do you know my name's Gerry?

Well you're white, you look straight and you speak with a funny accent.

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"It's not that sort of Penguin! Now Sod Off!!!"

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"The policeman told me to take you to the zoo so get in or I'm not taking you shopping in Iceland afterwards!"

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Polar Bear: "Ahh... Meals on wheels!"

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Boris Johnson brings in his new pet onto the tube to meet striking tube staff who said he was nothing more than a tubby, white-haired pussy with no teeth.

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Girl:- "Daddy thought I was schyzophrenic - but the doctor said its nothing to worry about - I'm bipolar."

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