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 Post subject: Caption Competition #426
PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 10:22 am 
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As previously announced, Jethro’s winner for Caption Competition #425 was Whinge Commander for the following caption:

Unexpected item in bagging area

I would be grateful therefore if Whinge Commander could select the winner of this competition when it ceases to be a 'Sticky' and would appreciate it if his winner does the same the following week.Ta.

This week’s picture features David Cameron apparently talking to a bunch of caged kids.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 10:24 am 
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Cameron: I look down on her because, she is working class.

Little girl: I look up to him because, I'm short.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 10:28 am 
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Little Girl: If you get on the beach and play dead they'll let you in mister.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 2:52 pm 
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Girl: why are you clinging to the fence Mr Cameron?

CMD: I'm what they call 'spineless'. Let go and I fall.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 6:04 pm 
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"Hello children, I'm the Prime Minister who has come here to Llareggub, Wales, in order to discover how clever you all are"

So I'll say a word and you say it in Welsh, OK ?

Cameron...Bin...............Welsh child...Bin

" ...Kilo............... " " ...Kilo

" ...Medal............ " " ...Medal

" ...Banana.......... " " ...Banana

" ...Data.............. " " ...Data

" ...Atlas.............. " " ...Atlas


O.K. That's enough...You little Welsh sods are taking the piss aren't you! :cry:

"No Mr. Cameron Sir...Nearly all Welsh words are English!"

Cameron....Jesus wept! We're paying Wales 18 billion £'s a year, for this ? :oops:


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 5:43 am 
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Kid in purple jacket,

"Mister, why are you dressed like a posh twat innit? Are you on your way to a fancy dress party or are you a nutter?"


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 5:46 am 
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Kid in purple jacket,

"Yes, we've all voted for Corbyn! Can we have the sweets now mister?"


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 7:00 am 
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Hello little girl would you like a sweet

Show uz ya prick first mister

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 6:57 pm 
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What game are we playing Mister?

It's called 'Border Force'. You can come past, but the dark ones wait till nightfall and start climbing!

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Cameron's handlers allow him some time away so he can observe the riff-raff in their formative years.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 5:47 am 
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CMD:

"What do you mean you all want to go back to Syria you ungrateful little shits!"


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 6:02 am 
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CMD to girl in purple:

"and what colour was your dinghy?"


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Call me Uncle Dave

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 12:27 pm 
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CMD:

"Now then kids! Don't forget to hide when Madonna gets here."


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Kid (Thinks) :- 'We all shouted to warn you the railings were covered in superglue..............but none of us speak english!'

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