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 Post subject: Caption Competition #429
PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 10:11 pm 
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As previously announced, blanders winner for Caption Competition #428 was magog for the following caption:

Philip! It's Al Fayed in the kitchen , they're serving dead mice with the scones!

I would be grateful therefore if magog could select the winner of this competition when it ceases to be a 'Sticky' and would appreciate it if his winner does the same the following week.Ta.

This week’s picture (context unknown) is one from a selection of weird pics posted recently by boundah recently in the Potential Caption Competition Photos thread.

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Russell Brand had devoted so much energy to shagging women that it had caused him to lose a little weight.

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Florence never lost faith waiting for the NHS trust letter that would give a date for Eric's life saving operation.

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As a virgin, Florence wasn't sure if this was what a man with a boner should look like.

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"Oh darling, sweetie, please open up. You haven't said a word to me since you came back from your trip to Papua New Guinea."

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 5:26 am 
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Woman:

I'm looking forward to getting a good boning tonight dear


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My winner is Crumpers with "Woman:

I'm looking forward to getting a good boning tonight dear"
Many congrats Crumps.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 8:28 pm 
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Why thank you kind sir! Been a while!

(That booklet entitled 'How to sell an Audi Quickly' is now in the post. :wink: )

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