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 Post subject: Caption Competition #432
PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2015 10:32 pm 
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As previously announced, Francis Bacon’s winner for Caption Competition #431 was Boundah for the following caption:

...then FIFA officials demonstrated how their version of 'The Crystal Maze' would have a slightly different finale.

I would be grateful therefore if Boundah could select the winner of this competition when it ceases to be a 'Sticky' and would appreciate it if his winner does the same the following week.Ta.

This week’s picture apparently features a woman casting her vote in a recent Belarus election. This picture was kindly posted recently by Whinge Commander in the Potential Caption Competition Photos thread.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 3:36 am 
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Dear Mr Feckov,
Couldn't decide who to vote for so me and my fat pussy have made a rather tasteful Christmas decoration for the side of the ballot box.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 5:02 am 
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Note reads 'Dear Mr Profumo, Weather lovely, my room marked with a cross, the Russian thing worked out in the end but I'm disappointed that you don't seem to want my pussy in the way you once did. Hope to see you soon, Love Christine. XXX

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Five feckin kopecks for a plastic bag? You're going in the river in style Tiddles.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 8:37 am 
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We're both voting 'Jeremy', Buttons. Six quid well spent I say

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The six missing ballot boxes from the Thanet By-Election have finally showed up in Chechnya, as part of an aid package from Merde sans Frontieres.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 6:18 pm 
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It's called the dog's bollocks?
But it can't be as we had those last weeked on toast and this one we will have the cat's

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For the first time, Mrs Slocombe shows everyone her legendary pussy.

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"What a day. Post a used tissue into a box and then eat this cat. Perfect."

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Dear Santa

.... and two front legs for the cat and two front teeth for me please

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And the Winner is...

...magog with the epic and topical, "Five feckin kopecks for a plastic bag? You're going in the river in style Tiddles." :D

Mark the postbox with a 'x' when you've left the package my friend.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2015 5:26 pm 
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Boundah wrote:
And the Winner is...

...magog with the epic and topical, "Five feckin kopecks for a plastic bag? You're going in the river in style Tiddles." :D

Mark the postbox with a 'x' when you've left the package my friend.


You're a gent and no error guvnor. Ta muchly!

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