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 Post subject: Caption Competition #433
PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2015 5:17 am 
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As previously announced, Boundah’s winner for Caption Competition #432 was magog for the following caption:

Five feckin kopecks for a plastic bag? You're going in the river in style Tiddles.

I would be grateful therefore if magog could select the winner of this competition when it ceases to be a 'Sticky' and would appreciate it if his winner does the same the following week.Ta.

This week’s picture features the Queen, The Duke of Edinburgh and visiting Chinese President Xi Jinping. This picture was kindly posted earlier this week by magog in the Potential Caption Competition Photos thread.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2015 5:21 am 
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Duke to Samurai Icon:

"Now this is Mr Wan kin who has come a long way to meet you!"


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Duke: "The sculptor is really good, you can even see the slitty eyes."

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It's got a slope on it...

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2015 1:31 pm 
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President Xi shows the Queen and Duke a list of instructions they will have to follow when they next visit China, along with a statue showing the posture they are to adopt when addressing him.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2015 2:04 pm 
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I know those Chinks are short old Gal, but this president fellow's tiny

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Phil: Ask Yakomoto where you put the money in.

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Betty old fruit, did Wu Nung Lo say this was one of the hidden Army?

If so, tell him I've spotted a chink in his armour.

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Brenda:

"Phillip, never mind the statue, one is suffering from octogenarian beaver so would you please focus Jinping's attention whilst I give the old girl a good scratch"

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Duke of Hazard talking to statuette:

"This is President Xi Jinping and the fellah behind old Maj is his Head of Security Wo Kun Fu Dat"


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Duke of Hazard talking to Maj:

"I guess this little slitty eyed chap is Lo Fat as opposed to the bloke next to you who is Hi Fat"


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Betty: It's prehistoric dear...
Phil: It's preposterous.

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Phil to Bett ... I wonder who he said bollocks to?

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Brenda: If you think he's odd, be glad you didn't meet the Boy. Talks to trees you know.

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Honourable mentions to Crumpers and CJ but Critical Mass gave me the best giggle with -
"Phil to Bett ... I wonder who he said bollocks to?"
Congratulations to CM whose charitable contribution to Mags In Need is still awaited....

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