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 Post subject: Caption Competition #434
PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2015 4:42 am 
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As previously announced, magog’s winner for Caption Competition #433 was CriticalMass for the following caption:

Phil to Bett ... I wonder who he said bollocks to?

I would be grateful therefore if CriticalMass could select the winner of this competition when it ceases to be a 'Sticky' and would appreciate it if his winner does the same the following week.Ta.

This week’s picture features CMD talking to a bunch of school boys.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2015 7:27 am 
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Crumpy Gunt wrote:

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Then it went " Oink!! No, I'm off sausage, gives you cancer !"

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2015 7:36 am 
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CMD: Not like that...like this...one of you must have a Fez I can borrow?

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Cameron: "Feel that beat when you're on the street, I am feelin' really neat, see me move and watch my feet, gonna so impress whomever I meet."

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2015 5:35 pm 
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I'm a bit Woo!
I'm a bit Waay !
I'm a geezer ain't I?
An' I'm daaahn wi' da yoot.


I say chaps will that do? what, what.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2015 8:28 pm 
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CMD:

"......and then the Pig said no thoinks! I'm not eating that! After all I'm no cannibal"


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 01, 2015 9:50 am 
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Lad at front talking to camera:

"Just who is this twat?"


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 01, 2015 11:47 am 
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We are advised by our piers not to talk to strange fellows so; if you would be good enough to write to us we would be pleased to respond, in the fullness of time. Now feck orf.

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By the time I left prep school my arse resembled a Japanese flag, hmm... happy days

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Yes Abdul, I'd say Skankville Academy is very much like Eton - and thanks to Mr Osborne, you'll be paying similar fees soon.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 12:07 am 
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Unfortunately Critical Mass has mot logged onto this site since 1st Nov and has not declared his winner. If he has not done so before Friday I will do it myself.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 12:16 am 
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My winner for this week on behalf of Critical Mass is crutch for the following caption:

By the time I left prep school my arse resembled a Japanese flag, hmm... happy days


Well it made me laugh anyway.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2015 3:33 pm 
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Crumpy Gunt wrote:
Unfortunately Critical Mass has mot logged onto this site since 1st Nov and has not declared his winner. If he has not done so before Friday I will do it myself.


My apologies for missing this as a good friend was struck down by a stroke and I've been assisting his family.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2015 2:24 pm 
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CriticalMass wrote:
Crumpy Gunt wrote:
Unfortunately Critical Mass has mot logged onto this site since 1st Nov and has not declared his winner. If he has not done so before Friday I will do it myself.


My apologies for missing this as a good friend was struck down by a stroke and I've been assisting his family.


Sorry to hear that CM. I hope his condition improves.


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