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PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 12:20 am 
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As previously announced, my winner for this week on behalf of Critical Mass is crutch for the following caption:

By the time I left prep school my arse resembled a Japanese flag, hmm... happy days

I would be grateful therefore if crutch could select the winner of this competition when it ceases to be a 'Sticky' and would appreciate it if his winner does the same the following week.Ta.

This week’s picture features Vlad (The Impaler) Putrid and Hillary Clinton (context unknown).

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 5:58 am 
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'...and so Bill said that the cigar he used on Monica was this big, so I told him that Vladimir is hung like a racehorse. That shut him up'.

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'I didn't believe it at the time, Vlad. He snuck the crusty dress in the refrigerator between the orange juice and my home made cheesecake. Couldn't bear to touch it; made my front teeth itch.'

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Monica was given the choice of being a brazen hussy or a good Christian, but she blew it.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 7:18 pm 
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Crumpy Gunt wrote:
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Vlad [thinks] When she sees my Tovarich , I'll do to her what I did to Ukraine..

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It was about this big and 22lbs - and you still think it was ISIS who put it in the hold?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 6:19 pm 
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My winner for this week on behalf of crutch who opened but did not respond to my PM is CJ for the following caption:

It was about this big and 22lbs - and you still think it was ISIS who put it in the hold?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 7:57 pm 
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Well cheers Crumpers.

So that's two sick bastards on the forum :thumleft: :wink:

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 12:23 am 
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CJ wrote:
Well cheers Crumpers.

So that's two sick bastards on the forum :thumleft: :wink:


Quite Ahem :wink:

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