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PostPosted: Thu Feb 25, 2016 11:43 pm 
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As previously announced, Francis Bacon’s winner for Caption Competition #446 was crutch for the following caption:

Congraturations you have orr passed yorr secret store detective examination wirr frying corrers

I would be grateful therefore if crutch could select the winner of this competition when it ceases to be a 'Sticky' and would appreciate it if his winner does the same the following week.Ta.

This week’s picture features Barack Obama greeting a young child dressed as the Pope riding in a "Popemobile" as he hands out treats to children trick-or-treating for Halloween.

This picture was kindly posted recently by Boundah in the Potential Caption Competition Photos thread.

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"I see. When they said the Pope gave Trump a good slapping I thought they meant that bloke in the Vatican!"

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motorist: GET OFF THE FECKIN ROAD

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Driver: If you're from Rotherham, my sister is in play school until three oclock.

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Get outa da way Nigga, da Papa isa cumin throo.

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Ooh look - a little Cadillac..........

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"You wanna go wee-wee young man? Let me tell you, when I was your age us coloured folks had our own bathrooms!"

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After the kid shouted "Feck, Arse, Drink, Girls", Obama realised that Father Jack had a secret love child.

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Obama: You look much bigger on TV!

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Magog has it with:

Driver: If you're from Rotherham, my sister is in play school until three oclock.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 8:38 am 
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crutch wrote:
Magog has it with:

Driver: If you're from Rotherham, my sister is in play school until three oclock.


Caramba, caramba ! God bless you Crutch.
A container of nappies and earplugs are on their way !

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 9:02 am 
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magog wrote:
crutch wrote:
Magog has it with:

Driver: If you're from Rotherham, my sister is in play school until three oclock.


Caramba, caramba ! God bless you Crutch.
A container of nappies and earplugs are on their way !


Thanks Maggy, hold on to those kind offerings, there are 400 miles between me and my granddaughter :cry:

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