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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2016 10:33 pm 
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As previously announced, crutch’s winner for Caption Competition #447 was magog for the following caption:

Driver: If you're from Rotherham, my sister is in play school until three oclock.

I would be grateful therefore if magog could select the winner of this competition when it ceases to be a 'Sticky' and would appreciate it if his winner does the same the following week.Ta.

This week’s picture features Prince Charles staring into a boot that will feature in The Hobbit movie. This picture was kindly posted recently by DramaQueen in the Potential Caption Competition Photos thread.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 6:26 am 
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"Yes I know it's an old boot, but I asked you if you had seen Camilla"

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 3:08 pm 
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Chezza: I say there, is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 10:03 am 
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a word to the wise old boy. should one decide to wear Jeans with a pinstripe wiscut and jacket, then one may just as well don the boots too...

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 11:58 am 
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"I say, they're sturdy boots aren't they"

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"I'll take 'um"


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 7:09 pm 
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"Interesting... And you say this was all that was left of Gimli after he told Sir Ian to stick Gandalph's staff up his arse?"

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 7:11 pm 
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"I love the echo. It's just like talking into Camilla's fanny!"

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 7:57 pm 
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And if you press here, your highness, It rips your pinstripes off and gives you a stiffy you wouldn't believe.......
Charles: "I'll take it - and the gimp mask on the wall behind me........"

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Size 26 you say, l'll take a pair. Perfect for booting those bloody corgis over the palace wall!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:35 am 
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My winner this month is Rudolf with " And if you press here, your highness, It rips your pinstripes off and gives you a stiffy you wouldn't believe.......
Charles: "I'll take it - and the gimp mask on the wall behind me........"

Congratulations to the member from the Fens.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2016 7:09 pm 
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Have I won? - really? That's the last time I let the wife use my password................ :wink:

Many thanks Magog, I'll go and let her know.

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