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 Post subject: Caption Competition #449
PostPosted: Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:44 pm 
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As previously announced, magog’s winner for Caption Competition #448 was Rudolf Hart for the following caption:

And if you press here, your highness, It rips your pinstripes off and gives you a stiffy you wouldn't believe.......
Charles: "I'll take it - and the gimp mask on the wall behind me........"


I would be grateful therefore if Rudolf Hart could select the winner of this competition when it ceases to be a 'Sticky' and would appreciate it if his winner does the same the following week.Ta.

This week’s picture features Merkel waving a weiner. This picture was kindly posted recently by Whinge Commander in the Potential Caption Competition Photos thread.

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"Und Herr Cameron didn't even notice ven I took it. Meatball anyvun?"

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Needing double top to finish, Merkel froze at the oche.

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"Ja, Herr Cameron. I now haf mine finger up your tight British arzehole and the Eurostate union vill be assured forever. Like your Jimmy Savile, eh? "How is about that then". Naturlich!"

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 8:10 pm 
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Merkels Winston Churchill impression had the audience in stitches.

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Of course it's Obama's. Can't you tell?

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Ach, mein favourite !, ein Hollande weiner wrapped in ein soft Cameron`

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Eef zattz you vife you zhud be dezcustid.

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"Off course zee British should leave ze EU. Try as ve may to shaft zem, zer buns haff not been big enough to take a proper sized sausage!"

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You are about to vitness ze end of Obama's 'TTIP'

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This months' winner is CJ with his entry.......
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Of course it's Obama's. Can't you tell?

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