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PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 10:43 pm 
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As previously announced, my winner on behalf of Whinge Commander’s winner for Caption Competition #451 was Francis Bacon for the following caption:

Blond on right: 'Boris, you can use this on me, providing we do it on the Cabinet Room table'.

I would be grateful therefore if Francis Bacon could select the winner of this competition when it ceases to be a 'Sticky' and would appreciate it if his winner does the same the following week.Ta.

This week’s picture features a photo apparently taken at Marseille docks. This picture was kindly posted recently by Whinge Commander in the Potential Caption Competition Photos thread.

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OK COME ON BACK A BIT... LEFT HAN DOWN... YOUR OK

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"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off !"

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 10:09 am 
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French lorry driver Jaque Le Twat:

"Est-ce que la navigation par satellite dit certainement tourner à gauche ici maintenant pour Dover"

("Well the sat nav definately said turn left here now for Dover")


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Following outbreaks of rabies in London, Birmingham, Bradford and Leicester, Dover customs officers demonstrate its new 'migrant dip' system.

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"I veered off the bridge to avoid a block of concrete coming towards me in the opposite direction"

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"It was the docks fault entirely, came out of nowhere "

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Having hidden in the trailer and been found numerous times, fifty migrants stowed away in the cab........

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When asked for a statement by police the driver said, "Blub blub... glug glug... splutter... glug... blub... blub... splutter.. .blub..."

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The initial test results for the new channel submarine-lorry hybrid have been " disapointing" according
to spokesperson Gaston Le Garlic.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 02, 2016 10:17 pm 
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My winner on behalf of Francis Bacon who informed me last week that he would not be able to judge this week's competition is magog for the following caption:

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off !"

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Crumpy Gunt wrote:
My winner on behalf of Francis Bacon who informed me last week that he would not be able to judge this week's competition is magog for the following caption:

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off !"


Why thank you Crumpers. Your 100 kilo drum of ant powder is on it's way... :wink:

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