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 Post subject: Caption Competition #453
PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2016 5:58 pm 
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As previously announced, my winner on behalf of Francis Bacon for Caption Competition #452 was magog for the following caption:

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off !"

I would be grateful therefore if magog could select the winner of this competition when it ceases to be a 'Sticky' and would appreciate it if his winner does the same the following week.Ta.

This week’s picture seemingly features a tourist who possibly should have visited specsavers before embarking on his trip.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2016 7:07 pm 
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Inequality? Inequality? I see no inequality here......

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2016 7:29 pm 
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Photographer to girl on left:

"Just bend over a bit more, love. A bit more. A bit more. That's perfect; I can see what you had for lunch today"

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2016 7:36 pm 
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"Two more spare seats for Corbyn"


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2016 4:32 pm 
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Girl on left to girl on right..

and talking of a prick behind, Mack's idea of foreplay is saying firmly "bend over and brace yourself"

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2016 7:03 pm 
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Photographer (thinks): "I hope these two blokes move soon. This is my first visit to the Mach Loop and I don't want to miss a single pass by a single plane!"


(Google 'Mach Loop' if you don't get it. :wink: )

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'OK Tracey, on the count of three we'll both drop a humongous fart..................'

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"He say's he's David Bailey"

"David who??"

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Photographer (on mobile phone): 'Sorry Bob, I can't come to darts tonight, I'm working. I got a call from a Labour Party press officer to cover the leadership campaign. He didn't give me many details but told me to look out for a pair or arses'.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2016 8:01 am 
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Upon looking at this image, I am reminded of the Max Miller classic punch line...........anyone dare go for it?

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2016 6:46 am 
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A tricky choice this week, but for it's newsworthy link I make the winner Jake, for "Two more seats for Corbyn".

Congratulations Jake, but you really needn't have spent that much ..... :wink:

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