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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 2:47 pm 
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As previously announced, my winner on behalf of jake for Caption Competition #454 was Trebor for the following caption:

Bloke in Hi Vis:

It's wet, slimey, slippery, ugly and washed up. Now, as for the eel..................


I would be grateful therefore if Trebor could select the winner of this competition when it ceases to be a 'Sticky' and would appreciate it if his winner does the same the following week.Ta.

This week’s picture features a bloke who appears to have upset his next door neighbour.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:13 pm 
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Blimey Jenny, I think I have found the missing cat and someone has cut it's throat

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:52 pm 
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Crumpy Gunt wrote:
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..and the doctor said it would just clear up on it's own, did he Jack?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 4:26 pm 
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Not the usual box hedging I have to say

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Blimey missus, your bush could do with a trim.

Oh bugger, I'm exempt.

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It was due to Brexit that Doreen's fungal nail infection had spread..........

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He asked if he could put up a green arse, I thought it was his London accent...

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"I don't usually do house calls but I thought you needed to know that rash on your arse is spreading quite quickly."

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"If you come over this side of the fence I could practice my pole-vaulting techniques."

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crutch wrote:
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He asked if he could put up a green arse, I thought it was his London accent...


The winner. :D :D

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2016 8:21 am 
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Thanks Treb :cheers: quite a difficult one this time I fort

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