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 Post subject: Caption Competition #459
PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:47 pm 
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As previously announced, oldmacdonald’s winner for Caption Competition #458 was Whinge Commander for the following caption:

Are any of you kids brickies? Uncle Donald needs help building a great big wall.

I would be grateful therefore if Whinge Commander could select the winner of this competition when it ceases to be a 'Sticky' and would appreciate it if his winner does the same the following week.Ta.

This week’s picture features Angela Merkel, Chancellor of Germany meeting with The Pope.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 6:21 pm 
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Pope...'and then Trump told me that you grab 'em by the pussy and do this'.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 11:03 pm 
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Pope: Holy Trinity Babe

Merkel: Ah Shudd-uppa you face

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Pope: Three million African Muslims headed for Europe this year, what's your plan?

Merkel: Vee vill zend zem all to UK bevore it leaven de EU, ha ha ha
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Merkel: Hay Vic, how many kids have you got now?

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2017 11:49 am 
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Merkel: "It's only two fingers for scissors you silly old duffer".

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Pope:

"I know you are a Kit Kat girl, you little tease"

Merkel:

"Ja, but du risk der fishy fingers this week - der Merkel ladycave is kicking up ein rotten stench!"

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Pope: "I'll give them three years before they are begging to be let back in."

Merkel: "I have 50,000 Euros on two years."

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"Brian?....."

"Derek?.....Blimey! Haven't seen you since we started this witness protection programme...."

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 10:26 am 
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And the winner is.....Bob Tappin with....

Pope: Three million African Muslims headed for Europe this year, what's your plan?

Merkel: Vee vill zend zem all to UK bevore it leaven de EU, ha ha ha.

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