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 Post subject: Caption Competition #461
PostPosted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 9:47 am 
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As previously announced, Bob Tappin’s winner for Caption Competition #460 was Whinge Commander for the following caption:

Two Remoaners and a Brexiteer take a stroll.

I would be grateful therefore if Whinge Commander could select the winner of this competition when it ceases to be a 'Sticky' and would appreciate it if his winner does the same the following week.Ta.

This week’s picture was presumably taken at Gerry Bear’s local.

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Nicola Sturgeon takes off her disguise on a drunken night out, to reveal the real Jimmy Cranky.

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George couldn't wait for his shift to end so that he could audition for the new Money Supermarket advert.

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PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2017 9:37 pm 
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Whinge Commander has advised me that his winner is Jethro for the following caption:

'Nicola Sturgeon takes off her disguise on a drunken night out, to reveal the real Jimmy Cranky.'

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PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2017 10:14 am 
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Thanks Whinge Commander. :D

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