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Whinge Commander
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Take a seat

Post by Whinge Commander »

Two blokes are talking about the problems of commuting.

The first guy says, "If I pray to the virgin Mary, I am always able to find an empty seat".

His mates says, "That's nothing. If I start praying to Allah, I get a whole carriage to myself!"
If you want to know someone's academic achievements, look at their qualifications.
If you want to know how much common sense they have, make them load a dishwasher.
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