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PostPosted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm 
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Hello all, I have been looking into this site for a few years thought it was about time I joined in.
As a virgin poster please be gentle with me, (red rag to a bull, waits for the incoming fire)

Bert. :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:28 pm 
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Welcome Bert, happy grumping

(just watch out for the terrorists from the Provisional Pedants Army with spelling like that)

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:46 pm 
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I never said I was perfect but I am sure I will grow on u.
Where is that dictionary, ah sod it who cares if I can't smell.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:57 pm 
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Hi Bert, that was my Grandads name, Lets hope you are as grumpy as that old sod was :)

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:22 pm 
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crutch wrote:
Hi Bert, that was my Grandads name, Lets hope you are as grumpy as that old sod was :)

I would lay money on it, I was born to grump.
By the way have you seen a doctor you look very yellow, it may be too much booze, lay of the Stella for a week or two.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:57 pm 
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Not stella Bert, Duff ...... Hmmmmmmmmm Duff ah ah ah ah ah

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:40 am 
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Welcome Bert, happy grumping

(just watch out for the terrorists from the Provisional Pedants Army with spelling like that)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxymoron

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:20 pm 
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Yes...yes..it's an oxymoron but let's face it, we are only happy when having a whinge :wink:

Welcome Bert!

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:47 pm 
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Not sure what point Ludd's making.

On the old definition of oxymoron (self contradicting) then it's not an oxymoron. On the latter day definition (two apparently contradicting eg poor rich girl) then it's no bad thing

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:31 am 
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WTF happened to Bert? Was it the mysterons? We need to be told.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:10 pm 
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He got so annoyed when making his first grump that his exploded. Sad really.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:04 am 
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HAve better faith, Bert was posting less than a week ago here

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