Christmas gift offer!

[Sophie Christina]

Hey chaps!

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Or 10% off your first order when you sign up to the newsletter.

I know where I’m doing my Christmas shopping!

[oldmacdonald]

Hey Sophers, I am in the market for a 16", multispeed dildo with a reinforced titanium head for heavy duty applications and a 1:5 scale vibrating sheep stuck to the side of it. Do you think Snapajack could oblige?

Yours, Old Macdonald.

[DramaQueen]

Hey chaps!

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I think, since Camille, we've not seen a
Ol' gal quite as mean as Katrina,
     Who's wrecked a few lives,
     Like vindictive ex-wives,
With a site worse than Sophie Christina.